Gay or Not, This Dude LOVES the Cock

Senator Craig here was recently caught almost-sort-of propositioning and undercover cop for some oral pleasure in an airport bathroom. But, says Craig, who works with a lot of groups with anti-gay leanings, he isn't gay. One thing he hasn't denied, though, is loving the pole.
Wouldn't it be refreshing for guys like this to at least admit they have some sort of leaning towards the wang? At least say "Despite evidence to the contrary, I am not gay. I'm TOTALLY bi-curious, though, and I may try something with Billy at the party this weekend. I don't know. I'm thinking about it."

He's even gone so far as to say his admitting guilt to "disorderly conduct" was the only mistake he's made. Smart PR move, of course, turning one big mistake into a seemingly smaller one with bigger consequences. He's being so secretive about it - then again, he was trying to get some in a public restroom - that it's coming across as totally evil, like he's the Senator who was propositioning his pages a year or so back. It's not dirty, Senator. Not unless you're getting it in a notoriously unsanitary place.

Here's what you do: Ask the wife to give you a little time. You go to a club, you dance a little, you become a Log Cabin Republican. Imagine a 62-year-old formerly anti-gay Senator all up in the Rainbow Connection, completely comfortable with himself, not having to hide that insatiable oral fixation. Maybe his wife would be into it, who knows? Just cause he likes the cock doesn't mean he can't swing a little, right? Like I say, as long as she's into it.

It's sad and hilarious that these guys are still dumb enough to try something dirty. You don't find women senators trying to go down on women cops in bathrooms. And seriously, it's a lot easier to say "I fell" in that situation than it would have been in Craig's. It's just evidence of the inherent problems of having a penis. There must be some inner desire to be more "outgoing" with our sexuality and this "need" to suppress it to protect ourselves. Invariably, though, we bring ourselves down. Sure, he didn't mean to get caught. But he knew he could.

Dirty, dirty Senator. Here's my proposal. Instead of a bunch of hate mail, or a barrage of jokes aimed at bringing him down further, what if we all send him a bunch of cards that reflect how pleased we are to have a bi-curious (at least) Senator. Don't include money, but feel free to include a picture of your family holding up "Gay Senators Do It with Each Other" signs. And when he's collected them all and decoupaged them - We know our magic has worked.