Monday, July 02, 2007

iClone

Hello. i am iClone. How can i buy your product today?

May i get in line and wait for hours on end? Thank you.

May i pay a premium to wait two days to have your product activated? Thank you.

May i stave off the irony of hating Bill Gates while giving money to Steve jobs by reveling in my iPhone's many non-phone uses? Thank you.

iClone. Buying things to be different since 2001.

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